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Registered office: 8 COURT HILL, COULSDON, CR5 3NQ, ENGLAND, CR5 3NQ
Published profile snapshot date: 15 Oct 2026. This page shows selected public evidence, not a guarantee of payment or solvency.
Register status
Active
Companies House record
Register age
7 years
Since 2019-04-09
Public signals
1 selected signal
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Board composition
2 active directors
Companies House Officer Record
BATH, JAMES
director · Appointed 2019-04-09
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Statutory Register Records
Company Status
Active
Company Type
Private Limited Company
Incorporated
2019-04-09(7 yrs)
Registered Office Address
8 COURT HILL, COULSDON, CR5 3NQ
Industry Classification (SIC)
Filing Deadlines & Compliance Status
Last Accounts Filed
2025-04-30(TOTAL EXEMPTION FULL)
Accounts Next Due
2027-01-31
Filed iXBRL Accounts
Net Assets
£20,156
Cash Position
£62,356
Total Assets
£110,179
Fixed Assets
£47,823
Trade Debtors
£62,356
Headcount (Employees)
1
Source: Filed accounts (iXBRL) at Companies House. Deep financial distress ratios and creditor exposure modeling are available in the Decision Brief.
Beneficial Ownership Record
Mr James Bath
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Evidence Boundary
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Official status
25% of coverage measure
Available
Registered address
10% of coverage measure
Forensic Overview
NOW THERE'S (QUOTE): 'NO SALEABILITY HERE' EVER HAHAHA!!! LTD is a mid-stage private limited company based in COULSDON, incorporated in April 2019 and 7 years on the register. Its primary registered activity is specialised design activities.
Filing obligations show a concern: accounts were last filed 17 months ago, and the confirmation statement is overdue.
The most recently filed accounts show net assets of £20,156, cash of £62,356, 1 employee for the period ending 2025-04-30.
NOW THERE'S (QUOTE): 'NO SALEABILITY HERE' EVER HAHAHA!!! LTD has 2 active directors on the public register.
On charges and ownership: no charges are registered at Companies House; 1 person with significant control recorded (Mr James Bath).
Public-register risk signals for NOW THERE'S (QUOTE): 'NO SALEABILITY HERE' EVER HAHAHA!!! LTD: traded previously as NOW THERE'S (QUOTE): 'NO SALEABILITY HERE' EVERE HAHAHA!!! LIMITED.
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Evidence availability score
Broad evidence set. 5 of 7 defined modules assessed. This is not a credit score, probability of default, or clearance to trade. Source: 15 Oct 2026.
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Confirmation Statement
OverdueOverdue since 2026-04-22
Last filed 2025-04-08
Accounts Age
Filed 17 months ago
Previously Known As
Available
Filing record
20% of coverage measure
Available
Confirmation statement
15% of coverage measure
Available
Filed financial snapshot
15% of coverage measure
Available
Official payment-practice return
10% of coverage measure
Not available
Corporate relationships
5% of coverage measure
Not available
Source: published public-record profile. Profile date: 15 Oct 2026. Coverage availability only, not a credit score.
The 85/100 score measures evidence availability only. Missing evidence is not treated as low risk. Published snapshot date: 15 Oct 2026.
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